Robb Flynn Calls Avenged Sevenfold’s ‘Hail To The King’ A “Covers Album”

Machine Head guitarist Robb Flynn has written a tongue and cheek post on Avenged Sevenfold’s new No. 1, “covers album” ‘Hail To The King.’ Check it out below.
 
In the latest in his series of ‘The General Journals: Diary Of A Frontman And Other Ramblings,’ Flynn claimed Avenged Sevenfold had merely “re-recorded” classic tracks by band’s like Metallica, AC/DC, Guns N’ Roses and Megadeth.
 
Although he added he was actually a fan of the band, Flynn proceeded to list his top 10 jokes about the new album.
 
His entire entry read as follows:
 
Congratulations to Avenged Sevenfold on their latest “covers album” coming in at #1, who knew that re-recording Metallica, Guns N Roses, and Megadeth songs could be such a worldwide hit!!?? Ba-dap Psssssss!!
 
I’m on fire!!
 
In case you’ve been living under a rock, Avenged came in at #1 in multiple countries throughout the world. I’m happy for them. Good band. And while I like the new record, and really dug the last record “Nightmare”, hopefully we’re all coming down from our post-orgasmic #1-album-bliss, because it’s time to call a spade a spade!! It’s time to poke a little fun at A7X, cause there’s some blatant jackery goin’ on there wiggas!!
 
So here are my top 10 jokes about the new Avenged Sevenfold record:
 
10) Avenged Sevenfold – “Now with even MORE Metallica”
 
9) Avenged Sevenfold to change name to “Sad But Two”

Number of “spurting penises” drawn on Avenged logos suddenly skyrockets
 
7) Eyeliner sales skyrocket as thousands of heartbroken goth girls realize “Hail To The King” is actually “that ugly AC/DC bands song ‘Thunderstruck'”
 
6) After hearing “Heretic”, Dave Mustaine flips out, blames Obama, Metallica and UFO’s for the A7X stealing “Symphony Of Destruction”.
 
5) After seeing how much success the band Bush had stealing other band names for song titles, A7X decided to steal “In Flames” for latest chorus. Future chorus lyrics include “Tr-vi-um” and “Kill-switch En-gage”
 
4) Upon hearing latest album, Lars Ulrich goes all gangsta, breaks bottle of Dom Perignon on M. Shadows head, while his 11ft girlfriend put Shadows in headlock, as he screams in Shadows face, “You’re gonna rip off St. Anger next right, HUH? You’re gonna rip off St Anger NEXT RIGHT? HUH, HUH, HUH!!”
 
3) “Black album” sales skyrocket as fans realise where new songs came from.
 
2) After hearing Avenged’s Guns N Roses cover “Doing Time”, Axl actually calls Slash, says, “Dude, What The Fuck?!”
 
1) And the #1 joke about the new Avenged Sevenfold album: Avenged Sevenfold release statement that they’re NOT ripping off Metallica, announce side project with Lou Reed.
 
BOOM!

 
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